Can I be a Christian and get a Job with Homeland Security?

Or do I have to join the New World Order, go through the secret ceremony performed through transcendental Meditation isted with witchcraft, accept one of there many "Gods" / Demons, receive the spiritual mark of the Beast on my right hand or forehead, fall into spiritual / captivity to witchcraft / demonic forces, become a slave of the Illuminated ones including Satan & his minions, and become indoctrinated into the deep secrets of Lucifer?